Chapter 18: My forehead is my biggest bone. What is yours?

Scroll down to content

For 36 years I was looking at myself into the mirror, my heavy bones staring back at me. I knew – I am heavy framed. My bones would account for 40 pounds of my body weight at least, may be even 50 or 60, you know. And there is nothing I can do!

Ohooo – nothing can do… ohooo nothing can dooo… The merry song of nothing can do.

At the detox place in Thailand they put me on some bombastic scale with a steering wheel, which told me without unnecessary shame that my actual bone weight is 6.4 pounds, forehead probably accounting for 60% of the total..

Big bones you say? Nee. I am just overweight girls. O-V-E-R-W-E-I-G-H-T.

Off those pounds! OFF THOSE POUNDS!

Perfect Tights by Coco Tomatl Special Offer Banner 20190607

5 Replies to “Chapter 18: My forehead is my biggest bone. What is yours?”

  1. Greetings from Ohio! I’m bored to tears at work so I decided to check out your blog on my iphone during
    lunch break. I really like the knowledge you provide here and can’t wait to take a look when I get home.
    I’m amazed at how fast your blog loaded on my
    mobile .. I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyhow, fantastic
    site!

    Like

Leave a Reply to Sofia Haycock Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: